Funny and adorable things I've said lately:
"Hey mommy, dot com."
"Me all out of kisses, me give you hugs though."
"Me love my friend Auntie Amy all the way up the moon and back. Auntie Amy loves me, too."
"Daddy and me watch Handy Manny in our underpants"
"Go Cubs Go"
"Me sad, no Cubs on tonight"